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Hello, my name is Joseph Kakusagan. I have been reading these forums for a few hours and it seems that this group of people are among one of the "highest levels" I have found so far. So, I decided I would give guys some answers. I only do this because I beleive that it will help you rather then hurt you. Before you get started, know that I can't answer all of your questions. One reason being I don't have the "time" and the second is that I just simply won't answer certain questions. Please don't ask me why I won't answer your questions because I will not go into detail. One peice of information I will provide you with before you start is about your friend "John Titor". The bottom line is that this person or persons has pulled you guys along for a ride that lasted a couple of years. "John" was/is a very smart person/group of two or more people. It used his scientific knowledge, quick thinking, and your insecurities and fears to work for the story line. Well, before we get started I would like to state a few things. I'm not what you people would refer to as a "Time Traveler" in the sense of the word. I can't "physically" travel from one point in time to another. I will use what knowledge I have to prove myself in the next few days by answering questions and making a few statements. I do advise you that most of my answers and statements will put heavy strain on the human brain. I can't answer questions like who the next President will be or if you should put your life savings into GE stocks. Also, as I said alot of questions will go unanswered and I will give you my reason for this, the simplest answer I could find is that your consciousness as of this moment compared to mine would be like comparing the IQ of a 2 year old child to a 45 year old mathematician. I only want to talk to open minded people with a desire for truth and higher learning. I have to leave now for a short period of time, but hopefully when I get back I can look forward to answering your questions and fulfilling my needs as well as yours. My time here is limited and I will do my best to leave a suddle impact on some of your lives. Today is a day to be celebrated, you have been singled out in a group of trillions.

 

-Joe

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well, sounds very cool. so lets try it out. i dont mind if theres questions you dont answer.

 

what are you here for?

 

where are you going?

 

why is your time limited?

 

what can you tell us about the future?

 

why does bob dole know who bob dole is?

 

can you tell me anything about my future self?

 

and lastly, are you here to change anything?

 

thanks for your patience in advance, and sorry if i come off as a moron :)

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1. My reason for being here is purely scientific. I can't go into detail about why exactly I'm here but I will point out that I am not a scientist or do I hold any high council in my "future" . I am a regular working man just like any other guy with a 9-5 except my job is a little more complex then most peoples.

 

2. Where am I going? Well, I'm where I need to be for now. Eventually I will go to the year 2012 around Febuary, I can't and will not tell you why but let's just say 2012 is a signifcant year for "Earth".

 

3. Well, my time is limited to the restraints put on my travel. I am only supposed to be here for a month at the most, depending on what I am needed for that could extend to years. I myself have no power over how long I am here.

 

4. One thing I can tell you about the future, there isn't blogs. I can't go into detail. About 99.9% of the people reading this wouldn't be able to comprehend the "future" and it would be a futile attemp on my part to try and explain it to you. Let's just say the world you know now is but a baby in comparison to the future world, you will notice suddle difference over the next 2-3 years that will change how we see things on a global scale.

 

5. Bob Dole is of no significance.

 

6. I don't know you, and providing such information to a indivisual wouldn't be too good on my part. I wouldn't be here if I did such things.

 

7. My role as I said is scientific. You can decide on your own whether or not you think I'm here to "change" anything. But, let's just say my presence here isn't to play games.

 

-Joe

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i understand that your not playing games. is there anything i can do to help you? oh, and the bob dole thing was just a joke :)

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"I am a regular working man just like any other guy with a 9-5 except my job is a little more complex then most peoples."

 

may i ask what your job is?

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The only thing you or anyone else could do to help me would to simply just answer my questions(the few I will ask), and provide me with as many questions that you can think of. I promise you that the time you spend on me will not be wasted. I know alot of people out there probably won't beleive most of what I tell you, I honestly wouldn't beleive it myself especially in a situation such as this. But I urge you to please...ask me questions. You might be kicking yourself in the ass 2-3 years from now depending on what you choose to do with my presence.

 

-Joe

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My job is with "SASA". Which stands for Southern Aeronautics and Space Administration. I can't go into detail of what I do, but I can tell you how I got the job. I was born one of only 19 people ever found on the entire "Earth" to have a certain genetic "Defect". I had no experience in any areas in any field of study at SASA, they chose me purely on this genetic "Defect".

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"The only thing you or anyone else could do to help me would to simply just answer my questions(the few I will ask), and provide me with as many questions that you can think of"

 

i'd be happy to answer anything i can, and i always have a ton of questions. :)

 

like, may i ask you what you do at SASA?

 

and im pretty sure you wont tell me what the genetic defect is, but i'd like to know. and is it a defect, or a evolution?

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The only thing I can tell you about what I do at SASA is I'm pretty much a "lab rat". I am being payed by them to use me in experiments/tests/etc. As I said I have no experience in what they do at SASA I simply show up and they tell me what to do. I am bound by a "contract" that I signed and in this contract I agree to let them operate on me as well as use me for new technology/missions. The health care in the future is extremely advanced and I have no worries when they operate on me.

 

The word "Defect" was used as a title for what I was born with. The only thing I can tell you is that this "Defect" is killing me, very slowly. Doctors estimate my lifespan will only be about 90 years. The current average lifespan for a human in my future is anywhere from 100-120 years the last human to die younger then this was in 2037 March 12th 5:43 P.M., please don't ask me questions about why the lifespan is so long in comparison to yours. Also, without this "Defect" I wouldn't be talking to you right now.

 

-Joe

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"Also, without this "Defect" I wouldn't be talking to you right now."

 

very interesting indeed. ok, some more questions i was wondering about:

 

are you trying to keep a low profile?

 

how old are you?

 

what do you do for fun?

 

where are you from?

 

are you considered an aggresive person or a caring person? and is this behavioral characteristic considered "normal" in your time?

 

what is your main goal in life?

 

what are your motives for coming to TTI?

 

in the future, are people honorable?

 

is anything from our time important to the future? you do not have to be specific if you want.

 

thanks in advance, and sorry for any dumb questions. i will try to think of more.

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Hello Josheph...

 

Welcome Back to Earth

 

Thinking about that Titorian45 Said "You^re all Chipped", and your presence here, lead to think that in some near future... some "Conglomerate", will move "US" to an alternate Future/alternate time, reality...or a sort of...moving to Planet Mars?

 

 

Quoted Joe:

"Today is a day to be celebrated, you have been singled out in a group of trillions."

 

This "recall" me the Movie "MIMZY", as:

 

are We a part of a Experiment?

 

Anyway Good Job to be an Occular Witnesses of Dr. La Violete Theories circa 2012...

 

I think Joe, that you are part of the People with a mission like Issac Assimov's "Fundations" ...

 

more:

ETA 6000 year on the future...LOL

 

What about the Stargates?

 

SOLAR WARDEN + ANUNNAKI

 

 

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Regards

LG Tech 2T 2012

The Anunaki, Enki, Atlantean S-M or Lumerian L-M Starship parked on the moon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc7mkHtuLOs

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1. Well, you could say that. You're the only people I am talking to about this and I plan on you being the last.

 

2. I am 43 years old. I don't age like you, my body is that of a 18-20 year old in healthy physical condition.

 

3. Fun, ha I sure do miss fun. I am a professional fighter, MMA is the most popular sport in my time. But, it's a little different.

 

4. I was born in Hollywood, Florida but I live in New Jersey.

 

5. My emotions are just like yours. Humans are unique because of the fact that we have emotion, without it we're just a energy in a body. I would say that people have a remarkable ability to keep their emotions in control. I can tell you that there hasn't death resulting from another human in decades.

 

6. I have no goals in the sense of the word. You normally have to work toward goals, I can achieve whatever I want.

 

7. As I said before, you guys are special.

 

8. Very much so.

 

9. Yes, as I am sure much of your theories revolve around the fact that events that happen in the present impact the future. It's a little more complex then that though. Some things have let's say "future insurance".

 

-Joe

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"3. Fun, ha I sure do miss fun. I am a professional fighter, MMA is the most popular sport in my time. But, it's a little different."

 

 

are you serious? well what are the odds on that? cause i happen to be a professional mma fighter too. i study many different styles. jiu jitsu is by far my favorite.

 

may i ask what styles you practice, what your record is? and most importantly, do you need a sparring partner? :D i'd love to learn anything new.

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"What I meant by you not comprehending things has a very strict meaning. There is no bending or breaking of these rules."

 

may i ask what the meaning is? i know its a dumb question, but i want to make sure that i dont misinterpret.

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Meaning that even if I wanted to tell you and make you understand what I was doing, you wouldn't be able to. It's hard to understand I know, just think of it as me speaking another language but to make it even worse you wouldn't even be able to hear what I was saying or see what I was doing. I can compare it to not being able to see the air or radio waves.

 

-Joe

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Anything I tell you on here is serious. There are 12 required styles for the MMA. Some use refined styles of Jiu Jitsu, Judo, Boxing, Muay Thai, etc. But it's very rare to see people still using these, new styles of fighting will appear even in the next few years here. So, I practice alot of styles the only one I use that you would even possibly recognize is "Boxing". My record is currently 243-0-0, I have fought professionally for 4 years. I wish I could spar with you, but I'm not able to do this.

 

-Joe

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"Anything I tell you on here is serious. There are 12 required styles for the MMA. Some use refined styles of Jiu Jitsu, Judo, Boxing, Muay Thai, etc. But it's very rare to see people still using these, new styles of fighting will appear even in the next few years here. So, I practice alot of styles the only one I use that you would even possibly recognize is "Boxing". My record is currently 243-0-0, I have fought professionally for 4 years. I wish I could spar with you, but I'm not able to do this"

 

wow sounds amazing. and what a record! you should be proud. that is an insane amount of pro fights in 4 years. the medical world must have advanced a whole lot.

 

are there still weight divisions? or is it open weight? and if there is, what weight class are you in?

 

and just one question while its on my mind. is time travel an everyday thing where you come from, or are you a special case?

 

also, how hard is it having to juggle mma training, and the SASA stuff? i imagine that would be tough.

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I'm the only one in my division undefeated. Yes, some people fight up to 10 times a day. It would be considerd open weight. Well, I am one of only 19 people. My job with SASA doesn't require much time. I can train my body as much as is needed for MMA.

 

-Joe

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If there have been no human to human violence in decades, as suggested by you, then how could you have a fighting record of 243-0-0? Sounds pretty darn violent to me. Mohammed Ali only had about 50 fights in his whole career. You must be fighting people weekly.

 

Also, where will it be safe to live in the next decade?

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some dont look at mma as being violent. compare it to baseball if you will. but what confuses me is that for the past 5000 years fighting has not evolved much at all. its surprising to me too see that it changed so much so fast. another thing that strikes me as strange is that he says there are evolved fighting styles, yet he practices boxing. boxing is considered an endangered species about to go exctinct. im also surprised that so few use jiu jitsu, as it is considered in our time the most dangerous martial art. its especially lethal to opponents who do not know jiu jitsu. it is also meant to neutralize a boxer with 100% effectivness.

 

i am by no means calling you a liar, but i must admit that it does seem a little far fetched. we are lucky to have a fighter that is 10-0 nowadays. and it just so happens that your record is the best record in the history of mma.

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If you re-read what I said I never claimed that there was no human violence in decades. I stated that there was no "death" caused by a human for decades. Just like today, it will have it safe parts and its un-safe parts. For you to ask a question like that you must think there's going to be some kind of big war or something where safe places are scarce?

 

-Joe

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Fighting is a form of human expression, it's not a bad thing unless there's hate and anger used in the fight. Two adults who are fighting for the fun and sport are just fulfilling eachothers mental and physical needs. Certain forms of "pain" people have good reactions to. If you're in the fight to see how far you can push yourself and learn from the other fighter whether you win or lose, you're doing the right thing(winning helps too).

 

Like I said before, we still use some of the older arts. When was boxing introduced, a very long time ago correct? But boxing is one of the most popular sports on television. Kung Fu has been around for even longer, over the years it was polluted and lost its true meaning and strength. So, most of the most popular styles around right now have been around for quite a while. What makes you think they wont be here a few decades or so from now?

 

I told you earlier that people still use older styles but they are not very popular. Why would someone use "Jiu Jitsu" when the style would be totally useless against about 80-90% of the styles used today? Here's what I said "So, I practice alot of styles the only one I use that you would even possibly recognize is "Boxing". I made it clear that you would barely even recognize the style, now let me elaborate. What I meant by that was that it's so advanced now that you would maybe notice a jab or a hook. It has been refined over a long period of time and perfected, most of the newer styles were created by massive ammounts of people ranging from top fighters, trainers, and even scientists.

 

Please, do me one favor while I'm here. You have to use your minds instead of trying to look for the negatives in things. Instead of sitting here trying to find what's wrong with my story look at what's right. Re-read what I say before asking questions or posting comments about it. I only say this because so far too many people have mis-understood my meanings. I'm trying to talk to you so that you understand what I'm trying to get across, but so far it's not working. If you guys can't understand me now, you have alot of work on your hands.

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ok, i will try to respond as intelligently as possible.

 

"But boxing is one of the most popular sports on television"

 

no, it is not. boxing is all but dead. the last greatly hyped fight flopped so bad, that the fighters made more than the promoters.

 

"I told you earlier that people still use older styles but they are not very popular. Why would someone use "Jiu Jitsu" when the style would be totally useless against about 80-90% of the styles used today?"

 

you see, this is a problem for me. no matter how far mma has gone in the future, the person who performs their gameplan will always win. no matter what. now, i have no clue about any of these styles from the future, but i do know this: theres a pretty limited amount of options in mma. your either a striker or a grappler, or well rounded in both. so i can understand that advanced techniques are available in your time. but to say that jiu jitsu is not effective against them is a little foolhardy, wouldnt you think? also i can understand why you would not think we could comprehend things, but the fact of the matter is, you dont know any of us, the trials we have faced, and the things we HAD to comprehend to make it to where we are. i would appreciate it if you could get rid of the "i'm better than all of you cause i'm from the future" mentality.

 

i told you i would be as open minded as possible, and i am being. but to come here and say that jiu jitsu (something i practice with a passion btw) is ineffective against your styles is truly incorrect. jiu jitsu is based more on science than anything. it is meant for a small woman to be able to dominate a large man. that speaks for the power of it.

 

i truly mean no disrespect, but you sound like a striker thats never fought a grappler.

 

so, if you are going to say that jiu jitsu is ineffective in future mma, i would ask that you please help me to understand how. trust me, i have alot more comprehension than a brick. and i know alot about mma. judo, vale tudo, sambo, mui thai,western and eastern boxing, and most importantly, greco roman wrestling.

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