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'For Flark's Sake Don't Kill Anyone or Anything'

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'For Flark's Sake Don't Kill Anyone or Anything'

 

Now, as any real time traveller knows, there are no 'Time Police' or 'Time Academy's or any of that nonsense (well, depending on which parallel Earth you originate from I guess), just the make-a-quick-credit hypertime merchants known as the Time Tourism Board operating out of their HQ in what used to be France in 'your time' - the Gallic Hole. Their motto is 'For Flark's Sake Don't Kill Anyone or Anything' which is the only advice you need really, so has anyone ever made this mistake when travelling back to these ridiculous primitive times (or even further back?) I bet everyone's got some hilarious tales - who/what did you kill, was it an accident, how many credits did you get fined (obviously I'm aware of the 24th century legal battle over whether the TTB can actually 'fine' you as they are a private firm), did you have to sleep with anyone/anything as part of any bribes, did the timestream change etc etc?

 

Come on, share away!

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Re: 'For Flark's Sake Don't Kill Anyone or Anything'

 

Welcome back Lord Kinkster.

 

Some of us are downright stingy here in the primitive ages, and as such we ain't a gonna share nothing!

 

RMT

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Re: 'For Flark's Sake Don't Kill Anyone or Anything'

 

Someone from the time tourism told me not to follow him and I did just that. End of story. =(

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